Joe Blackburn's Demands. oops! I Mean, Christmas List

10. A son in Hawaii and a daughter in Bermuda.
9. A tax-free luxury box at the State Theatre.
8. A boat for trips to New Jersey.
7. Bachman Publik House “special massage package”.
6. Reopen Eddyside swimming pool. (for my exclusive use)
5. An officer to drive my wife to the grocery store.
4. The title “Beatific Immaculate Glorious Almighty Stately Supreme Divine Illustrious Commissioner King
3. Have the Peace Candle moved to my front yard.
2. A $1,000,000.00 loan.
1. A clue.