10. Look at how good things are!
9. Don't you worry your pretty little head about issues.
8. Offering you the best consultants that money can buy.
7. We'll give you real economic development even if we have to ignore every resident in the City to do it.
6. Let us show you just how much we DON'T know!
5. I lived in the West Ward for a few days.
4. We won't address any problem until we absolutely have to.
3. I won't pay any fee, fine, or tax that I expect you to pay.
2. We guarantee that we will fill each City director's position (at least) twice.
1. We promise you less service and higher taxes.